A. Widgets are a smaller, more compact version of what's its.
A. Because widgets will solve all of you problems.
A. Widgets are harvested from the Amazon rain forest by little green gnomes.
A. Widgets are made of primordial, esoteric matter, and as such could cause your head to explode into one of seven fun-filled colors.
A. You must summon a troll using our proprietary magic wand and book of spells who will teach you everything you need to know about your widget.
A. Day traders and postal workers, primarily.