topical media & game development

topical media & game development
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game-javascript-casual-mad-cows-top.htm / htm

  
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     1.  Put first coding into a new document, save as mad-cows.html
     2.  Put next coding into a new document, save as mad-cows-top.html
     3.  Put last coding into a new document, save as mad-cows-bottom.html
     4.  Save cow images and upload them to your web site directory  -->
  
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  <HTML>
  <HEAD>
  <TITLE>Mad Cows</TITLE>
  
  <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
  <!-- Begin
  last_cow = "none - nobody's spoken yet";
  output = "nothing yet too "
  function makearray (x) {
  this.length = x
  for (var i=1; i<= x; i += 1){
  this[i] = 0;
     }
  }
  cowa = new makearray (7);
  cowb = new makearray (12);
  cowc = new makearray (8);
  alastsaid = 0;
  blastsaid = 0;
  clastsaid = 0;
  var pageloaded = false;
  function speak(id,thecow,arrayel){
  if (pageloaded == false) {
  return;
  }
  if (last_cow == id) {
  return;
  }
  arrayel += 1;
  if (arrayel > thecow.length) {
  arrayel = 1;
  }
  output = thecow[arrayel];
  last_cow = id;
  if (id == "aaaa") {
  alastsaid = arrayel;
  }
  if (id == "bbbb") {
  blastsaid = arrayel;
  }
  if (id == "cccc") {
  clastsaid = arrayel;
  }
  window.parent.frames[1].document.open();
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write('<HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#AAAACC"><CENTER><H3>"');
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write(output);
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write('</CENTER></BODY><HTML>');
  window.parent.frames[1].document.close();
  return;
  }
  function hereweare() {
  pageloaded = true;
  window.parent.frames[1].document.open();
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write('<HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#AAAACC"><H3><CENTER>');
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write('"We\'re all here !  <BR> Place your mouse over us for <BR> incredibly intelligent dialog."');
  window.parent.frames[1].document.write('</CENTER></H3></BODY><HTML>');
  window.parent.frames[1].document.close();
  return;
  }
  cowa[1] = "What do you make of this mad cow's thing ?";
  cowa[2] = "It will all blow over... then they will eat us again. <BR> People have already started to forget about it."
  cowa[3] = "Remember the salmonella scare 6 years ago and people stopped <BR>eating eggs, even though they had eaten them all their lives ?<BR> Look how long that lasted.";
  cowa[4] = "It's all about economics and politics ....<BR> and us poor cows are the victims.";
  cowa[5] = "Anyway, what evidence do they have ?<P>Who is to say if we are crazy ?  <P>Is there a special cow psychiatrist ?";
  cowa[6] = "Oh dear - it's time for me to go have my nipples squeezed by some machine.";
  cowa[7] = "The things we do - we give them milk day in day out<BR>... and then they slaughter us.";
  cowb[1] = "It's all  a load of bull if you ask me.";
  cowb[2] = "By the way, my name is Gertrude -<BR> all cows seem to be called this for some reason.";
  cowb[3] = "I think my neighbour's had a bit too much weed.<P>  Oi, try the grass.";
  cowb[4] = "I'm starving : I could eat a horse.  <BR>Never mind, I'll settle for a beefburger.";
  cowb[5] = "OK, whose cowpat did I just step in ? <BR>I thought we all agreed to do it in the chicken shed.";
  cowb[6] = "Cows know best when it comes to predicting the weather : <P>for example, you can expect increasing darkness tonight with <BR>it brightening up towards the morning.";
  cowb[7] = "Hey, it could be worse : you could be this old and still a virgin.";
  cowb[8] = "... and I thought I disappointed my father ? ";
  cowb[9] = "Roger me relentlessly with a red hot ramrod ....<BR> is that what they call alliteration ?";
  cowb[10] = "Windows 95 was worse than being artificially inseminated ...<BR> and we should know.";
  cowb[11] = "Hey, don't miss Bill and Marc's excellent chat show -<BR> though we think they are less intelligent<BR> than us.  The world seems to agree.";
  cowb[12] = "Bet this webpage really enriched your life, didn't it ? <P> Dont forget to Mail the webmaster and let him know you liked this !";
  cowc[1] = "Oink oink oink, oink, oink, oink ";
  cowc[2] = "No tengo dinero pero ....<BR> Vamos a la playa, oh, oh, oh, oh,!";
  cowc[3] = "Hey ... who are YOU calling mad buddy ?<BR>  Look in a mirror first.";
  cowc[4] = "Eh man, pass  it round, you know what I'm saying ?";
  cowc[5] = "Oops upside my head , I said ooops upside my head. ";
  cowc[6] = "Da Da Da ....<P><FONT SIZE = 2> Prize winning lyrics from Germany.</FONT>";
  cowc[7] = "You are not what you think. But what you think, you are.";
  cowc[8] = "Another marvellous use of Bandwidth. Long live The JavaScript Source !";
  // End -->
  </SCRIPT>
  </HEAD>
  
  <BODY BGCOLOR="white" onLoad="hereweare()">
  <A NAME = top>
  <CENTER>
  <A HREF="#top" onMouseOver="speak('aaaa',cowa, alastsaid); return true">
  <IMG SRC="game-javascript-casual-mad-cows-1.gif" BORDER="0" HEIGHT="150" WIDTH="84"></A>
  <A HREF="#top" onMouseOver="speak('bbbb',cowb, blastsaid); return true">
  <IMG SRC="game-javascript-casual-mad-cows-2.gif" BORDER="0" HEIGHT="150" WIDTH="84">></A>
  <A HREF="#top" onMouseOver="speak('cccc',cowc, clastsaid); return true">
  <IMG SRC="game-javascript-casual-mad-cows-1.gif" BORDER="0" HEIGHT="150" WIDTH="74"></A>
  </CENTER>
  </BODY>
  </HTML>
  
  <p><center>
  <font face="arial, helvetica" size="-2">Free JavaScripts provided<br>
  by <a href="http://javascriptsource.com">The JavaScript Source</a></font>
  </center><p>
  
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